Halloween in St. Louis is for the jokes

Did you know the children tell jokes? Can you believe this was our third Halloween here already, although last year I was in Finland?

The jokes the children tell are not good jokes.  Here are a few.DSC06766


Why do witches ride brooms? Because vacuum cords aren’t long enough

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts

What room can the skeleton not go in? The living room

What kind of bat is at the circus? acrobatDSC06799

Why was the dog chasing the skeleton? Because he wanted a bone

What is a fish without an eye? fsssshhhhh

Why did the vampire go to NY to see the Vampire state building

What kind of nut always has a cold? Cashew

What did the skeleton do with the donut? Suck the jelly out.

What kind of music does the mummy like? Rap

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here while I go on a head.DSC06808

What nationality is in the living room? American, What nationality is in the dining room? American. What nationality is in the bathroom? European.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? burp?

Knock Knock whos there? queen queen who? Clean my room

Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out.

What’s the vampire’s favorite dog? Bloodhound.DSC06820

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the milky way

What’s your joke? The Rams. They’re a joke.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? He had a very big bill.

Why did the witch miss a lot of school? She kept getting expelled.

What did the witch say to the vampire? You suck.DSC06788

Knock knock? Whos there. Philip. Philip who. Philip my candy bag.

What was a witch’s favorite subject in school? spelling

What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile.


About Joan E. Strassmann

Evolutionary biologist, studies social behavior in insects & microbes, interested in education, travel, birds, tropics, nature, food; biology professor at Washington University in St. Louis
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