Did you know the children tell jokes? Can you believe this was our third Halloween here already, although last year I was in Finland?
Why do witches ride brooms? Because vacuum cords aren’t long enough
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts
What room can the skeleton not go in? The living room
Why was the dog chasing the skeleton? Because he wanted a bone
What is a fish without an eye? fsssshhhhh
Why did the vampire go to NY to see the Vampire state building
What kind of nut always has a cold? Cashew
What did the skeleton do with the donut? Suck the jelly out.
What kind of music does the mummy like? Rap
What nationality is in the living room? American, What nationality is in the dining room? American. What nationality is in the bathroom? European.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? burp?
Knock Knock whos there? queen queen who? Clean my room
Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the milky way
What’s your joke? The Rams. They’re a joke.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? He had a very big bill.
Why did the witch miss a lot of school? She kept getting expelled.
Knock knock? Whos there. Philip. Philip who. Philip my candy bag.
What was a witch’s favorite subject in school? spelling
What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile.